A Secondary Modern in the 1950s: My Friend Kenneth

Only one boy in our form, Kenneth, remained in shorts after the long-awaited demarcation of reaching his 15th birthday. In fact, he was to remain bare kneed almost until the end of his schooling at 16. So despite ourselves having suffered the taunts of others, he became the target of our mocking.

The Last One in Shorts

The poor guy was called, rather unfortunately, Kenneth Short. He was often greeted "Hi Shorty Short Pants!" Like all of us he was embarrassed and probably even more so when he was the only one so dressed. Trying to work out actual dates, I think, he must have been around 16 years old before he eventually got his longs, unusual even in those days.

About Ken

It may sound a little unkind, but I remember Ken as a very ordinary individual. He was medium height, with a typical, for the time, cropped schoolboy hairstyle. As best as I can remember he was average academically and not particularly sports gifted. He played games, cricket, football, cross country etc. like all of us; because it was compulsory.

Ken was a quiet boy, who always seemed to hover in the background, never really being one of the 'in crowd,' perhaps, because he was left the only one in short pants. As I said, we eventually became friendly, but I cannot really remember why, but as this friendship did not extend much beyond school, I cannot recall his personal interests.

Teasing

We taunted him exactly as we had been taunted. Nothing as cruel as kids. A favourite winter pastime of my form, once out of shorts ourselves, was to get Kenneth (or any of the younger boys still in shorts that we could catch) on the ground and hoisting their legs into the air, drop snowballs down the trousers leg. I had it done to me when I was still in shorts and it wasn't very pleasant. I must admit that I enjoyed getting my own back and doing it to the boys still in shorts after I finally got my longs.

Friends

I can remember Ken fairly well and, although he seemed to just accept his lot, I seem to recall he was regularly red faced. Actually when the novelty wore off, he and I became good friends and I think I felt a bit sorry for him. We never ever discussed this issue that I can recall.Like most boys in the M forms we came from a wide area and Ken lived in a town some distances from me.

Ken's Shorts

You may remember me saying I thought Kenneth's parents were perhaps old fashioned, well Ken certainly wore braces, which was unusual for a boy, even in those days. Also I think some of his shorts had the two rear brace buttons attached to a piece of cloth which extended above the normal waist band (this was more common in gents long trousers at the time, I think.) It gave the effect of the trousers extending well above the persons normal waistline.

Play Clothes

As Ken lived out of our town I did not really see much of him out of school, but like us, he probably wore old school clothes for playing around etc.

Parents

I never met his parents, but, guess his backgound to have been very like my own. Why his parents made him stay in shorts I do not know. Indeed, I think it would be an interesting question to post; why did any of our parents place us in short trousers when they caused us such obvious embarrassment?

Somehow, but don't ask me why, I have the impression that his parents were older than average. Kenneth seemed a bit old fashioned. This could explain why he was kept in shorts for so long, perhaps his parents wanted to hang onto their 'little boy.' Interesting parallel here, that Graham, was also kept in short trousers out of school for so long and, also with older parents.




Christopher Wagner

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